1 00:00:00,502 --> 00:00:04,714 Czech Television 2 00:00:05,465 --> 00:00:09,761 Total HelpArt T.H.A. Film Company 3 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,847 present 4 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:17,101 WINTER 1967 in-between times 5 00:00:17,227 --> 00:00:21,523 It was Christmas 1967. I was about to turn sixteen. 6 00:00:21,648 --> 00:00:25,443 I was hopelessly in love and I wanted to die. 7 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:32,075 Come on Boris. The girls are cold. 8 00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:42,293 - This way. This is great. - Open it. 9 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:47,048 - Tamara! - Wait a minute. 10 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:50,718 - Take care. - Thank you very much. 11 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,554 - All the best. - Thank you. 12 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:55,390 - This is for you. - Come on Boris, hurry up. 13 00:00:55,515 --> 00:01:00,061 - Thank you Boris. - Come on, let's go... 14 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:23,668 I give the Bolsheviks one year. Two at the most. 15 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,336 Hello. 16 00:01:53,323 --> 00:01:56,200 - What're you doing? - Merry Christmas. 17 00:01:58,453 --> 00:02:00,038 Are you nuts? 18 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:08,546 How can you be so cruel? 19 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:12,091 How can you be so cold? 20 00:02:19,474 --> 00:02:22,894 C O S Y D E N S 21 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:28,483 I bought here guitar because of you 22 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:35,657 And spent each cent of daddy's heard earned pay 23 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:43,956 And thought the work to make it wasn't through 24 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:51,881 I already knew the song I'd like to play 25 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,427 Story by 26 00:02:57,470 --> 00:03:01,516 Executive Producer 27 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:07,730 Director of Photography 28 00:03:08,648 --> 00:03:13,236 Written by 29 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:18,574 Directed by 30 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:30,878 Menu: Monday - breakfast: tea, bread and butter. 31 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:52,191 Bro... 32 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,778 Bro... 33 00:03:55,987 --> 00:03:58,865 Mom, my brother's dead! 34 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:04,996 Mom, he's not moving. It's true, Dad. Mom, he's dead... 35 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:07,707 You idiot! 36 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,587 - You have nothing to do today? - I got you again. 37 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:21,012 You won't be pissing me off for long, you bastard. 38 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,809 Speaking. I read you. 39 00:04:28,186 --> 00:04:31,105 Roger. Give me extension 205. 40 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,776 Put it on. 41 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:39,906 It's major Šebek speaking, get the menu ready! 42 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:45,536 What menu? I didn't say that. 43 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:49,791 - You said it. - You made a mistake. 44 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:54,754 Okay, I made a mistake. I'm preparing a menu for the kids... 45 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:58,633 Get the reports ready. Over and out. 46 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,056 - What's for lunch today? - Stop screaming and go read it. 47 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:10,478 Are we having tomato sauce again? 48 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:20,321 - What do you see? - Chicken. 49 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:23,825 So you see. 50 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,793 This is ridiculous. 51 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:40,174 His family destroys an architectural work 52 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:43,511 and replaces it with a tank! 53 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,602 Do five more for me. 54 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:58,943 One...two...three... 55 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:05,825 Five... 56 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:09,620 - Jindra! - Six...! 57 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,540 Seven... I said ten! 58 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:16,210 - You said five. - I said five but I meant ten. 59 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:38,274 Come on, slowly. 60 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:42,528 Do you know that one man had the hiccups for 13 straight years? 61 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,281 Come on, girls... 62 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,491 Hello! 63 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:50,870 - Hi, aunt. - At school call me teacher. 64 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:52,788 Comrade teacher. 65 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:55,541 Tell your parents we'll come visit the day after tomorrow. 66 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,793 - What time should I come? - Come at three. 67 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,570 Will you be alone for Christmas? 68 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:30,743 Not really. I have a projector and a piano. 69 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:36,707 - Otherwise it sucks here. - Thanks for the compliment. 70 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,502 You have a package from America. 71 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:45,508 - It's from your parents, huh? - Yeah. 72 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:16,914 They're awesome. 73 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:24,255 Nice boots. They'd look good on my mom. 74 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:30,761 You're full of shit. Look at your shoes. 75 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,392 Come on in! 76 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:47,505 Do you have a ticket? 77 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:58,808 - Elien looks like Jean Marais. - I hope this one'll be better. 78 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:03,521 It's so cool that they show this. 79 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,610 Did you know Jean Marais likes boys? 80 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,530 - Really? - He's kidding. 81 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,991 You mentioned the resemblance... 82 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:20,579 - You mean Elien is... - A fagot...gay... 83 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,081 Quiet! 84 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:45,104 - Hi. - Hi. 85 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:52,111 - So I look like Jean Marais? - Jiřina said that. 86 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:25,436 I told you not to bike on ice, but you didn't listen. 87 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:29,565 They were kissing, kissing for so damn long! 88 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,404 Why are you running in the house. 89 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,574 Didn't I tell you to get a haircut for Christmas? 90 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:45,831 - It's like Aesop's hair. - Esau's dad. 91 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,499 Him too. 92 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,920 Go and vacuum! Don't just hang around! 93 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,131 Let me help you. 94 00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:58,969 - Why isn't aunt Eva coming? - She'll come on Christmas Day. 95 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:03,599 - She has a visitor today. - Comrade teacher? 96 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,851 Damn, I hope it fits now... 97 00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:08,771 Yes, comrade teacher. 98 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:16,028 Love is fatal disease 99 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:22,159 Each has his own heart's ease 100 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:32,002 Listen to how I myself found release 101 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:49,561 Merry Christmas! One moment, please. 102 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:55,734 - Pét'a, hurry up. - It's occupied. 103 00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,196 For how long? 104 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,576 A while. 105 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,514 It's free. 106 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:34,690 - What stinks in here? - The heather. Just my luck. 107 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:45,951 Jesus Christ was born, let us be merry 108 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:55,961 the bud bloomed into a rose, let us enjoy it. 109 00:13:57,046 --> 00:14:07,014 Of pure life, of royal family 110 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:12,519 he was born for us... 111 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:23,155 He was born for us... She's smiling. See? 112 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,741 She's smiling! 113 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:35,125 And if they splashed boiling oil in my face she'd be what? 114 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,752 She'd be smiling! 115 00:14:38,796 --> 00:14:41,006 And it's actually so simple. 116 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:49,014 It was supposed to be a C minor but what did we hear instead? 117 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:56,688 The butcher smiles in spite of her sub-normal intelligence 118 00:14:56,814 --> 00:15:01,235 and hangs out with a local freak right under her father's eyes. 119 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,114 You could beat her to death, and still she'd play... 120 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,450 And it's actually so simple. 121 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:16,750 Jesus Christ was born... 122 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:36,019 He was born for us! 123 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:42,484 - I don't have an ear for music! - My own blood doesn't hear it? 124 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:47,156 Your mother and I have perfect pitch! 125 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:51,827 You do it on purpose! Play it again! 126 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:56,582 - Are you feeling better today? - Yes. Don't worry. It's okay. 127 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,751 - It's better today. - I think I said something! 128 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,006 Saboteurs. 129 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:12,848 - We bring you news... - Mom. 130 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,767 - Hi. - Welcome. 131 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:22,024 - Bóža. - Oh please, give it to me. 132 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,786 Come on, young man. 133 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:42,711 - Sing a carol for us. - Jesus Christ was born... 134 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,631 Shut up. Can't you at least stop 135 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:47,925 these political provocations at Christmas. 136 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:53,096 - No betting today, guys. - Václav! Grandma! 137 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,558 My beloved sister in law. 138 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,730 - Where's your sister? - She'll come tomorrow. 139 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:07,819 - She has a serious date tonight. - Thank God she has a man! 140 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:13,075 - A biology teacher! - A biology teacher! 141 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:18,747 - You are absolutely radiant. - Really? I feel completely... 142 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,582 Come have a look. 143 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,044 For God sake, take it out. 144 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,630 Wait, calm down! I'll take it out. 145 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,634 You always get me! What a Christmas... 146 00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:36,348 Wait. Take your shoes off here! We have a new carpet. 147 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,850 - It's Christmas Eve. - Shut up. Take your shoes off. 148 00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:42,479 - Did you get these at work? - No way. They're brand new. 149 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:49,361 You see brother. He's a biology teacher. 150 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:54,116 He will explain that four meter tall bear to you. 151 00:17:54,241 --> 00:18:01,081 I'm just saying what the TV said. A kodiak bear is 3.7 meters tall. 152 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:04,251 - Will you have a shot? - Sure. 153 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,628 Three meters seventy... 154 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:12,259 Three meters seventy. That's like an African elephant! 155 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,928 - So what? - Boys, please... 156 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,432 You can't believe everything they say on TV. 157 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:25,981 I just said that they said it rises on its hind legs 158 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,109 and measures three meters seventy. Maybe more! 159 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:33,030 Don't believe the hype. I'm one meter eighty five. 160 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:37,117 - I'm one eighty three. So what? - Get on my back. 161 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:41,538 - Stop it. - Try to touch the ceiling. 162 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:44,875 Try it and when you touch it, 163 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,127 we will see how big your kodiak bear is. 164 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:52,633 Watch out. The kodiak is coming. I'll climb up. Hold on to this. 165 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,763 Okay. Be careful. Wait... 166 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,973 Now I have to get on you somehow. 167 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,560 You gotta get on your back legs... 168 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,605 You're the back legs, I'm raising my front paws. 169 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:10,317 Stand still. Be careful. I'm going up. 170 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,444 - Come on, idiot. - Jesus. 171 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,281 Make a mark there. 172 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:19,451 How am I supposed to make a mark? 173 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:24,790 - Use your claw. - He's nuts. Jesus... 174 00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,918 Uzlinka, hand me a fork. 175 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,836 - Growl dad. - What did you say? 176 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,048 - Growl. - I'll show you once I get down. 177 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,592 Hand it to me carefully so you don't get hurt. 178 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:41,098 - I got it. I'll make a mark. - Didn't you already have enough? 179 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,184 - Quit staring and measure it. - And the magic word? 180 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,186 - Excuse me? - The magic word! 181 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:49,815 I'll kill you, you bastard. 182 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:54,152 Hold on. 183 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,411 - Hi. - Hi. 184 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:07,999 - What's up? - Elien is sorry. 185 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,128 Every year's the same. 186 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:16,466 - He admitted he went too far. - It's okay. 187 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,928 He's sending you this to make up for it. 188 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,351 Thanks. 189 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:38,029 Jindřiška! We haven't poured the lead yet! 190 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:42,534 - Lead's dead. - We're measuring a bear. 191 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,081 - See you. - Merry Christmas. 192 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:59,551 Damn women! Don't touch me! 193 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,807 Am I at the sink yet? 194 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,200 What can you see, Jindřich? 195 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:31,041 I give the Bolsheviks one year. Two at the most. 196 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:41,176 - Beautiful, isn't it? - Yeah. 197 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,387 - Don't you think it's magic? - I do. 198 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,014 Look. 199 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,187 I love glass. 200 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,859 I always wanted a paperweight. 201 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:04,366 - It's not just a paperweight. - What is it then? 202 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,751 A kodiak bear... 203 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:18,630 I heard one man had the hiccups for 13 straight years. 204 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,467 Can't you hold your breath for a little while? 205 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:29,933 As a boy I could stay under water for a minute and a half. 206 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:35,063 Under water. You can't breathe through the skin and pores. 207 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:38,275 - Stop it! - It's a piece of cake. 208 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:43,488 Pét'a said that pearl divers can stay under water for 15 minutes. 209 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:46,241 Come on, that's impossible. 210 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,785 - Why not? - Fifteen minutes? 211 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:53,206 - Sure. - You can't even last a minute. 212 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:57,043 Why couldn't I last a minute? 213 00:22:57,168 --> 00:23:02,048 - Come on, boys. - Well? Let's try it. 214 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,010 From now on I won't argue, I'll bet. 215 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:10,557 - One crown for every second. - Okay. 216 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:16,313 Anything under a minute is yours, anything over is mine. Deal? 217 00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:19,441 Let's go. 218 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:24,654 - Three, two, one... - You have to follow me. 219 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:29,326 - Okay, you say it. - Ready, steady, go! 220 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,543 - Finished? - Not yet. 221 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:42,505 Not at all. Hold your nose! Plug your nostrils. 222 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:46,217 Okay, I'll plug my nose. It's not such a big deal. 223 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:50,764 Ready, steady, go! 224 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,062 He's breathing. 225 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,818 I can hear him breathe. 226 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,742 He's breathing. 227 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:17,707 I can see it. I can hear it. I'm not timing you. You can breathe. 228 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:21,378 I'm finished. It's off. I'm not timing you. 229 00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:26,007 He's getting red. 230 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:32,764 Come on, brother. A blood vessel in your brain might burst. 231 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:39,396 You're not young anymore. You'll crumple like a leaf. 232 00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,817 He's a dumb ass. 233 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:49,781 - He'd be willing to kill himself. - How long did he last? 234 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:54,577 - No good. He isn't under water. - What do you mean? 235 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:59,040 - It's like biking down a hill. - What do you mean? 236 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:03,878 - You don't need to peddle! - Do you peddle under water? 237 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:14,556 - What's under the tree? - I wished for a crossbow. 238 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:17,183 Oh no, a crossbow? 239 00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:25,942 Let's go to the bathroom! 240 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:35,326 Excuse me, little girl. 241 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:41,332 Boys! 242 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,670 Excuse me, bigger girl. 243 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:58,099 You see. He isn't breathing. 244 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,947 One minute one second. I owe you a crown! 245 00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:18,787 That was incredible, man! You're an amphibian! 246 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:23,792 What did you make for dinner? The carp is still in the tub! 247 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:28,004 I bought one already sliced two days ago. 248 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:33,510 You mean you can kill the carp? Your dad isn't around anymore. 249 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:41,059 You can't, huh? 250 00:26:55,323 --> 00:27:03,998 Let's remember those who can't be at our Christmas table. 251 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:11,756 Let's sit in silence and pray for those who died in the war 252 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:18,638 and for my tortured friends from the resistance movement. 253 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:50,336 Our father who art in heaven Hallowed be thy name 254 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:53,756 Thy kingdom come, thy will be done 255 00:27:53,882 --> 00:27:58,219 On earth as it is in heaven 256 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,638 Give us this day our daily bread And forgive us our trespasses 257 00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:03,141 As we forgive those Who trespass against us... 258 00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,226 Amen. 259 00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:10,023 Amen. 260 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,491 Enjoy your meal. 261 00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:42,430 Merry Christmas! 262 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:48,686 Uzlinka! 263 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,029 A crossbow! 264 00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:03,076 - Who gave it to her? - Santa Claus. 265 00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:06,329 He still uses the same wrapping paper. 266 00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:10,500 I wonder what this is, mom. 267 00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:16,256 - You know what it is. - No, I don't. 268 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:26,641 Oh boy! Genuine Stolichnaya vodka! 269 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:33,982 - Don't open it now! - Is it from Uncle Boris? 270 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:40,571 The tree holder's from Uncle Boris. He'll be back in summer. 271 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:47,120 I wonder what this is. 272 00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:14,981 Thanks, dad. 273 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:11,329 Thanks, dad. 274 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:23,091 Pretty good, huh? 275 00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:42,860 This is something for mom from dad. 276 00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:55,581 - Drinking glasses? - Go ahead. Shake it. 277 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:21,941 We needed these badly! Ours are already broken. 278 00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:27,447 That's right. Ours are already broken. 279 00:32:27,572 --> 00:32:35,037 Did you notice anything unusual about these glasses? 280 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,750 - They're light. - This is... 281 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:44,338 This is not funny. 282 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:51,554 Just watch, you heckler! 283 00:32:53,681 --> 00:33:01,522 What happens when you drop an ordinary glass on the floor? 284 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:04,734 - It breaks. - Exactly. It breaks. 285 00:33:04,859 --> 00:33:12,867 An ordinary glass will break. That's how it used to be. 286 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:17,997 But then a couple of smart guys got together... 287 00:33:21,626 --> 00:33:24,003 Stop grinning! 288 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:35,681 It's no coincidence that they all came from Poland. 289 00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:39,227 - Socialist Poland! - I see. 290 00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:43,648 Madam Curie-Sklodowska, or Glass-ska came from Poland. 291 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:47,902 Well... 292 00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:55,493 - It's unbreakable glass. - What do you mean? 293 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,623 It's a miracle. 294 00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:03,209 Can I try it? 295 00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:07,338 Lída! 296 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:14,345 - How hard can I smash it? - Go all the way, girl! 297 00:34:18,975 --> 00:34:21,602 The glassmakers won't have anything to eat. 298 00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,021 Granny... 299 00:34:26,691 --> 00:34:33,531 It means we're one step ahead of them! 300 00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:38,494 - How did you like the test? - It wasn't hard enough. 301 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,957 You think so? 302 00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:47,837 Okay then. Go ahead, big man! 303 00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:56,304 Who do you think you're helping? 304 00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:03,853 The other side? 305 00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:14,655 Did you notice the weird shards? 306 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:23,539 They're round like flowers, and don't cut you! 307 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:28,544 Really. I've never seen anything like that. 308 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:38,804 This is strange. It's four of us at the table all year around, 309 00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:43,517 and we've got five of them. 310 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:50,191 It means one try for everybody, right? 311 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:55,529 HOLD ON, PIONEER! 312 00:35:56,781 --> 00:36:00,576 - What is it? - It's a very interesting thing. 313 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:05,581 I bought it during a fellowship in Kiev. 314 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:07,291 - Do you know Kiev? - Yes, I do. 315 00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:10,628 It's a beautiful city. Everything is new. 316 00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:14,006 That's where I got this thing "Hold on, pioneer." 317 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,716 - Do you understand? - Yes. 318 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:22,306 It's a toy that makes boys like you over there stronger. 319 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,351 It hurts! 320 00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:31,148 - Are you okay Pét'a? - It just numbs you a bit. 321 00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:37,238 The object and fun of the game is to hold on. Turn it on! 322 00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:42,410 Turn it on, grit you teeth and hold on. 323 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,332 Why are you shaking so much? 324 00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:52,336 Because electric power's running inside me. 325 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:57,925 - So let go of it. - I can't. 326 00:36:58,050 --> 00:37:01,554 Electric power's running in me. The boy has to turn it off. 327 00:37:02,638 --> 00:37:06,600 - Turn it off, Pét'a. - Turn it off for a minute. 328 00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:09,061 Turn it off!!! 329 00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:14,066 - Well...? - I don't think it's a safe toy. 330 00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:18,779 I'm a biology teacher, I know what I can take. Come try it. 331 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,198 - I don't want to. - Take it. It's fun. 332 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,826 - I just grab it. Turn it on. - But not too much! 333 00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:26,620 He can turn it all the way up, it doesn't matter. 334 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:31,667 - It's not doing anything. - It can't. We're not touching. 335 00:37:32,626 --> 00:37:37,590 The bodies are touching... Blooming in May... 336 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:42,428 - Exciting, huh? - It hurts. 337 00:37:44,597 --> 00:37:50,561 It's beautiful, Vilma! I don't deserve such a thing. 338 00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:58,027 But the gift that brings the most happiness 339 00:37:58,152 --> 00:38:03,449 is one made by a man himself. 340 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,954 That's right. It's for me? 341 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:16,086 Thank you, Jindřich. Jack of all trades, right? 342 00:38:17,171 --> 00:38:19,006 Is it a dog? 343 00:38:20,883 --> 00:38:25,387 - It's a camel! - Where did you learn this? 344 00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,224 At camp during the war. 345 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:35,773 I even made bread chess once. 346 00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:44,698 - From white and black bread? - No from soggy war rations! 347 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:49,203 You are looking at the origins of life. 348 00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:55,167 It began here and its apex is our existence. It's a miracle! 349 00:38:57,461 --> 00:39:01,215 I've got Gott's 45! Come on. 350 00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:29,803 - Something really stinks here. - Frankincense. 351 00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:36,644 Come on, frankincense can't smell that bad. 352 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:44,234 - Are you nuts? - Screwing is for kids. 353 00:40:46,195 --> 00:40:49,365 Men will drink! Right? 354 00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:55,663 - Now something stinks here. - Drop it, mother. 355 00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:06,340 I'll show you something you've never seen before. 356 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:13,514 For God Sake, Bohouš... Stop it! 357 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:23,107 Quiet! Do you know what soldiers in a trench do 358 00:41:23,232 --> 00:41:27,277 when they need to warm up... 359 00:41:27,403 --> 00:41:30,990 - What? - Does anybody know? 360 00:41:33,409 --> 00:41:43,408 They... name... bullets... individually... 361 00:41:44,003 --> 00:41:47,965 - Name bullets individually? - What? 362 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,931 You won't do that. 363 00:41:56,181 --> 00:42:00,310 - Marshall Malinovsky! - Brother. 364 00:42:08,444 --> 00:42:10,195 - Dad! - What? 365 00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:14,283 You're the man! 366 00:42:27,171 --> 00:42:28,338 Hands up! 367 00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:33,135 I promote you to the position of poster of bulletins. 368 00:43:54,508 --> 00:43:57,302 - Let's have a drink. - Later. 369 00:43:57,594 --> 00:44:03,142 Let's light the frankincense. Just for the smell... 370 00:44:07,855 --> 00:44:11,733 - Is doing it on Christmas O.K.? - Yes, it is. 371 00:44:11,859 --> 00:44:16,363 You're my best present, Eva. I'm going to unwrap you. 372 00:44:18,157 --> 00:44:21,743 Raise your hands... 373 00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:25,455 Bend forward... 374 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:31,712 Come on... sit down. 375 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:39,928 - I'll take your shoes off first. - Wait. Give me that shoe! 376 00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:44,183 Now the other shoe. Shoes, beautiful legs... 377 00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:53,108 Do you see it, Eva? Do you like it? 378 00:44:56,528 --> 00:45:00,032 Take it in your hands and just feel the energy. 379 00:45:00,157 --> 00:45:03,243 - I don't want it. - Come on, take it. 380 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:07,247 I'm praying on my knees. Feel the energy. 381 00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:12,252 And now your earring like icing on a cake. 382 00:45:17,007 --> 00:45:21,053 - Isn't this exciting? - I don't know. I feel sick. 383 00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:23,096 - Mom... - Yes! 384 00:45:24,598 --> 00:45:27,100 Hurry! Turn the light off! 385 00:45:30,729 --> 00:45:34,691 - Teacher, can I ask something? - Yes. 386 00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:37,194 - Does shit burn? - Pét'a! 387 00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:40,364 - What's he saying? - Does shit burn? 388 00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:46,870 Camel shit does, for example. It's true. 389 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,039 It's true. Do you know what time it is? 390 00:45:49,164 --> 00:45:51,124 - What time is it? - It's late. 391 00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:55,170 We said we would always choose dads together. 392 00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:59,174 Go to bed or I'll take away your microscope 393 00:45:59,299 --> 00:46:03,011 and you'll get it back at the end of the school year! 394 00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:05,013 Don't look at me and go! 395 00:46:06,348 --> 00:46:08,642 Good night. Be a good boy. 396 00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:31,290 So I'm being interviewed for the position of father. 397 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:37,170 I'm making a nice Christmas Eve for the incomplete family. 398 00:46:37,296 --> 00:46:41,466 I'm making fiction, some kind of illusion for the boy, 399 00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:46,263 a sixth-grader who is going to judge me. 400 00:46:46,388 --> 00:46:52,811 He will decide whether we can spend a couple of hours in bed. 401 00:46:54,396 --> 00:46:58,025 I came with the offer of quality sex. 402 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:04,865 Bamboo chopping... the milk and water position... 403 00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:10,245 Long hours of homework all in vain. All because of your... 404 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:15,250 - Good night. - Come on, Saša. 405 00:47:17,127 --> 00:47:20,922 - Don't force yourself. - I'm not forcing myself. 406 00:47:21,048 --> 00:47:23,383 Just be quiet and quick, please. 407 00:47:24,217 --> 00:47:26,386 - Eva... - Quickly. 408 00:47:27,304 --> 00:47:31,350 - Are you sure you want it? - I'm sure. 409 00:47:34,436 --> 00:47:38,899 - You know, Eva... - Ouch! -Sorry! 410 00:47:39,483 --> 00:47:44,196 - It's okay. - You make me infinitely happy. 411 00:47:44,321 --> 00:47:46,073 That's good, Saša. 412 00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:49,868 - I'll be quiet, don't worry. - Quiet and quick. 413 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:58,960 Eva... 414 00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:04,674 What is it? 415 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:11,390 Damn it! I've had enough of this. This is pissing me off... 416 00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:14,768 Mom! 417 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,437 I will... 418 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:16,288 Who's this ugly hippie here? 419 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:22,419 You mean Gagarin's brother? 420 00:49:46,610 --> 00:49:49,446 I wanted to pass the bulletin board on to you. 421 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,325 You bastard! 422 00:50:28,610 --> 00:50:32,447 - How high is it, doctor? - Higher than last time. 423 00:50:32,572 --> 00:50:36,076 We've got to do something about your blood pressure. 424 00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:39,246 Two or three days at our clinic would help. 425 00:50:39,371 --> 00:50:40,872 I can't do that. 426 00:50:42,582 --> 00:50:46,586 - Are you taking those pills? - Sometime I forget. 427 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:50,090 You mustn't. They're very important. 428 00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:55,929 Let's have something stronger before lunch, professor. 429 00:50:58,974 --> 00:51:07,899 I have 12 year old, 60 % plum brandy from doctor Vacenovský. 430 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:17,325 - Vilma, have a thimbleful. - Mrs. Vilma can't drink. 431 00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:20,579 - But professor... - Her blood pressure is too high. 432 00:51:20,704 --> 00:51:23,915 - I'll drink for mom. - This isn't eggnog, young lady. 433 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:28,128 This is a man's drink! Do you actually know how to drink this? 434 00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:38,252 First, you raise the glass. You can smell the pit. 435 00:51:39,055 --> 00:51:42,100 You have to suck in... 436 00:51:46,688 --> 00:51:48,607 The pain! 437 00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:01,745 Are you trying to kill me, you bastards? Get up! 438 00:52:02,704 --> 00:52:04,956 You're dismissed! Both of you! 439 00:52:05,248 --> 00:52:07,667 - Well? - What? 440 00:52:08,585 --> 00:52:10,920 How about that teacher of yours? 441 00:52:11,630 --> 00:52:13,506 I don't know. 442 00:52:17,636 --> 00:52:19,888 He's slimy, isn't he? 443 00:52:21,556 --> 00:52:24,017 Yeah. Pét'a doesn't like him either. 444 00:52:26,102 --> 00:52:29,481 - Can we play that new record? - You better not. 445 00:52:29,606 --> 00:52:32,400 - Auntie... - Of course you can. -Thanks! 446 00:52:35,028 --> 00:52:37,072 Will Bohouš mind? 447 00:52:38,865 --> 00:52:41,159 Let's have someone else yell here for a while. 448 00:52:43,286 --> 00:52:45,747 I might put an ad in the paper. 449 00:52:46,915 --> 00:52:50,835 - An ad? - Pét'a needs a father. 450 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,797 Come on, Eva... 451 00:52:54,881 --> 00:52:57,217 Walk without a hunched back and it'll happen. 452 00:53:32,127 --> 00:53:34,254 Thank you. 453 00:53:36,506 --> 00:53:43,388 We always have pork with sauce and dumplings on Christmas Day. 454 00:53:43,513 --> 00:53:48,893 Right, Vilma? Professor has always had seconds. 455 00:53:49,018 --> 00:53:50,603 I like it very much. 456 00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:58,528 - Can we begin? Bon Appétit. - You too. 457 00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:14,002 The sauce curdled a bit somehow. It's not really perfect. 458 00:54:14,127 --> 00:54:21,551 - No way. It's delicious. - It's been better before. 459 00:54:22,886 --> 00:54:26,639 A good housewife is always unsatisfied. 460 00:54:26,765 --> 00:54:29,976 That's true. It's delicious! 461 00:54:39,319 --> 00:54:42,238 Aren't the dumplings a bit mushy? 462 00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:47,994 Gnocchi should have a slightly mushy surface. 463 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:54,501 Did I hear you right? Did you say gnocchi? 464 00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:57,086 Yeah, mom's gnocchi. 465 00:54:57,212 --> 00:55:02,217 Gnocchi have a slimy surface and are light and fluffy inside. 466 00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:08,431 Are you sure you didn't mean mom's delicious dumplings? 467 00:55:08,556 --> 00:55:12,352 I'm talking about mom's delicious gnocchi. 468 00:55:12,477 --> 00:55:19,651 You mean these true and only Viennese potato dumplings? 469 00:55:19,776 --> 00:55:22,111 How do you dare to call them... 470 00:55:22,237 --> 00:55:25,323 - Gnocchi! - Dumplings! 471 00:55:26,074 --> 00:55:30,787 Let me explain the difference between dumplings and gnocchi. 472 00:55:30,912 --> 00:55:35,458 Dumplings are long cylindrical shapes cooked in boiling water, 473 00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:40,004 then cut into thin slices after being taken out of water. 474 00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:45,051 Therefore, dumpling slices are slimy only on the edges. 475 00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:48,263 On the other hand, typical gnocchi 476 00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:54,435 are made into little balls and each piece is cooked separately. 477 00:55:54,561 --> 00:55:59,649 Therefore, it's slimy on the whole surface. 478 00:56:01,818 --> 00:56:04,946 It seems pretty logical to me. 479 00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:08,950 Vilma! How did you cook these dumplings? 480 00:56:10,743 --> 00:56:13,746 In steam, wrapped in a napkin. 481 00:56:13,872 --> 00:56:16,082 Well, what do you have to say about that? 482 00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:20,503 - Gnocchi can be steamed, right? - Yes, they can. 483 00:56:20,837 --> 00:56:26,217 If you don't know how to treat your father in front of guests 484 00:56:26,342 --> 00:56:29,262 then get out off my sight! 485 00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:31,222 Can I finish chewing my last gnocchi? 486 00:56:31,347 --> 00:56:34,309 Leave the last dumpling and get out! 487 00:56:35,143 --> 00:56:39,147 Maybe I made dumplings and I ended up with gnocchi. 488 00:56:39,272 --> 00:56:44,360 It's a disgusting excuse! 489 00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:50,074 You, chef from a five-star hotel, don't know what you're serving. 490 00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:54,329 You might not know it, but I'd never dine on 491 00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:57,832 anything as disgusting as gnocchi! 492 00:56:57,957 --> 00:57:02,462 How dare you talk about mother's cuisine like this? 493 00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:08,593 Don't you know what a typical Viennese potato dumpling is? 494 00:57:09,761 --> 00:57:11,679 - Gnocchi! - Dumplings! 495 00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:17,435 - Come on, Jindra! - Calm down, mom! 496 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:22,857 My priest taught me to respect my mother and father, 497 00:57:22,982 --> 00:57:26,945 and this is the result of the materialistic way of upbringing. 498 00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:30,073 Choke on those gnocchi! 499 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:36,412 This is my house and nothing, not even that dumpling, is yours. 500 00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:40,249 This is your fault. This is the result of your poor rearing! 501 00:57:41,459 --> 00:57:43,962 I should have brought her up! 502 00:57:44,087 --> 00:57:47,423 But I wouldn't be able to leave the house for even a second! 503 00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:51,844 I'd have to be here with a whip from sunrise to sunset! 504 00:57:51,970 --> 00:57:57,517 You think I haven't noticed you whispering: 505 00:57:57,642 --> 00:58:04,565 "Quick before dad comes." This is just unbearable! 506 00:58:04,899 --> 00:58:11,614 I let these vipers into my heart. I mean a whole nest of vipers! 507 00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:15,576 - Leave me alone! - Come on, we have a visitor. 508 00:58:15,702 --> 00:58:18,413 Everybody doesn't have to hear this. 509 00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:23,376 Let everybody hear it! You didn't give me a son. 510 00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:28,631 What can I expect from a woman like you? 511 00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:33,136 Professor... 512 00:58:34,637 --> 00:58:39,600 Does that brat realize I take nitroglycerin? 513 00:58:39,726 --> 00:58:41,686 Calm down, Jindřich. 514 00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:47,442 I was interrogated by the Nazis!!! 515 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:51,237 You can't beat me with something like gnocchi. 516 00:58:55,658 --> 00:59:01,289 Take it away. These gnocchi make me sick. 517 00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:11,215 Who asked for your opinion anyway? 518 00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:17,096 Once you raise your own daughter you can come talk to your father. 519 00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,557 Did you see it, professor? 520 00:59:19,682 --> 00:59:25,646 She takes French, English and the piano, and she's a monster. 521 00:59:25,772 --> 00:59:29,192 Let me quote this respected publication: 522 00:59:29,317 --> 00:59:32,779 Delicate Viennese gnocchi can be prepared in steam... 523 00:59:36,866 --> 00:59:38,659 I gave you life!!! 524 00:59:40,495 --> 00:59:44,999 This is the result of your choice of friends. 525 00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:50,296 An anarchist bohemian and a red Bolshevik gnocchi!!! 526 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:06,312 - What would you like? - Dad wishes you happy holidays. 527 01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:10,942 And asks if you could keep quiet at least on Christmas Day. 528 01:00:11,067 --> 01:00:12,652 Your dad... 529 01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:22,411 Come say it yourself, you communist pig! 530 01:00:22,537 --> 01:00:29,836 You needn't to send a messenger! This isn't the General's office! 531 01:00:30,503 --> 01:00:32,505 Everybody knows something. 532 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:34,507 Do you know who started the Beatles? 533 01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:38,344 You think it was some Czech patriots? 534 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:43,015 - Since when do you have X-mas? - I'm gonna go nuts. 535 01:00:43,141 --> 01:00:47,478 You're such a pig! You even get wasted on Christmas Eve! 536 01:00:48,354 --> 01:00:51,816 Fuck you! If you have another heart attack, 537 01:00:51,941 --> 01:00:55,236 I won't be there again to help you, you son of a bitch! 538 01:00:55,778 --> 01:00:59,157 No one ever asked you for that! 539 01:00:59,282 --> 01:01:04,745 This is my house! My apartment! I can yell as much as I want! 540 01:01:04,871 --> 01:01:09,917 You got it for jerking off on an army base, 541 01:01:10,042 --> 01:01:17,049 but I got it for years spent in a Nazi prison! 542 01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:20,678 There's no soldier, like a real soldier. 543 01:01:22,263 --> 01:01:26,392 - I'm sorry. Good day, madam. - Hello. 544 01:01:26,517 --> 01:01:29,645 - Merry Christmas. - To you as well. Go Pét'a. 545 01:01:34,150 --> 01:01:36,235 - Hello. - Hi. 546 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,990 - Can Jindra go out? - Never... ever! 547 01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:47,580 The guitar and I now stand before your home 548 01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:55,296 Take pity please at least on this poor tree 549 01:01:55,838 --> 01:02:02,345 That gave its life to sing for you alone 550 01:02:03,471 --> 01:02:10,853 And ask us in, the guitar and me 551 01:02:10,978 --> 01:02:17,652 The guitar and me 552 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,951 - SPRING 1968 - It's time - Pét'a! Help me. Quick. 553 01:02:38,005 --> 01:02:41,217 - Big changes, huh? - That's life. 554 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,551 It was about time. 555 01:02:43,052 --> 01:02:47,890 This is good. At least we have some true women in the audience. 556 01:02:48,015 --> 01:02:52,937 It's better to talk to the crowd. 557 01:02:53,145 --> 01:02:58,526 You boys and girls don't need to be shy to come to our station 558 01:02:58,651 --> 01:03:00,611 to see our workplace. 559 01:03:00,736 --> 01:03:04,782 Perhaps we're holding you a bit, comrade police officer, 560 01:03:04,907 --> 01:03:08,869 but as we have such a rare chance, and some young men 561 01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:13,332 may be considering the police as their future occupation, 562 01:03:13,457 --> 01:03:18,629 could you tell us some stories from your professional life? 563 01:03:18,754 --> 01:03:21,799 I'm sure you are full of thrilling stories! 564 01:03:21,924 --> 01:03:29,473 It's basically busywork - mostly paperwork. 565 01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:33,978 - Please... - Please... 566 01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:41,527 We got the order to eliminate a saboteur on a motorbike. 567 01:03:41,652 --> 01:03:44,447 A man with a leather backpack. 568 01:03:44,572 --> 01:03:52,121 Our position was at a blind turn. We hid on a bluff by a pond. 569 01:03:52,621 --> 01:03:55,791 It was about two thirty 570 01:03:55,916 --> 01:04:00,713 when a man on a bike approached us with a leather backpack. 571 01:04:06,552 --> 01:04:11,974 He was an offender, of course. A murderer most likely. 572 01:04:12,099 --> 01:04:15,144 They must be treated without kindness. 573 01:04:15,269 --> 01:04:17,855 It's not like working with a magnetic needle, kids. 574 01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:22,985 As soon as the shooting stopped we heard another motorbike. 575 01:04:23,277 --> 01:04:25,988 A man with a leather backpack was driving it. 576 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:30,868 The order was clear: He can't get by at any cost! 577 01:04:37,792 --> 01:04:41,087 There was no time to contemplate who was who. 578 01:04:41,754 --> 01:04:44,256 You mean... 579 01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:54,266 That's right. Two rounds. I gotta go. Duty calls. 580 01:04:54,392 --> 01:04:56,060 That's pretty harsh, huh? 581 01:05:04,318 --> 01:05:13,536 ...when leading a society, people must trust politicians. 582 01:05:13,786 --> 01:05:21,168 If there is somebody saying that today's party's politics 583 01:05:21,293 --> 01:05:28,050 are just a matter of us, that person knows very little... 584 01:05:28,175 --> 01:05:31,303 - Talking about politics! - About communist politics... 585 01:05:31,429 --> 01:05:36,016 What do they want to reform? It's always the same people! 586 01:05:37,893 --> 01:05:40,020 The same bastards. 587 01:05:43,357 --> 01:05:45,818 Thieves and murderers. 588 01:05:46,235 --> 01:05:51,657 They want to turn the events of 1948 into a democratic movement. 589 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:56,287 - Look here! - Show me. 590 01:05:56,412 --> 01:06:01,000 - With jumping ropes! Come here. - Good looking, huh? 591 01:06:03,878 --> 01:06:07,298 This minister gets almost no sleep 592 01:06:07,423 --> 01:06:12,261 because she can get more work done in the morning. 593 01:06:12,553 --> 01:06:15,931 She is an emancipated woman, nice and alert. 594 01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:20,728 She likes doing it because she's emancipated. 595 01:06:20,853 --> 01:06:24,940 - She looks like a cleaning lady! - Shut the door. 596 01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:27,651 - Why? - Someone might hear you. 597 01:06:27,776 --> 01:06:29,403 And they'll lock you up again. 598 01:06:33,824 --> 01:06:39,038 Proletariats of all countries, fuck off! 599 01:06:43,709 --> 01:06:48,130 Now I feel relieved, my dear. 600 01:06:53,302 --> 01:06:58,057 - Are you okay? - It's nothing. 601 01:06:58,182 --> 01:07:04,313 No one believes that you are okay. You just groaned. 602 01:07:04,438 --> 01:07:09,193 - I didn't groan. - Come on, you did. 603 01:07:09,318 --> 01:07:12,279 Why would you groan if you were okay? 604 01:07:14,281 --> 01:07:19,620 I've been watching you for days. 605 01:07:19,745 --> 01:07:24,792 You are getting pale like Death vanishing before my eyes. 606 01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:29,463 You can tell me everything! Even that you don't feel good. 607 01:07:35,803 --> 01:07:39,974 Now you groan! Try to deny it. 608 01:07:43,811 --> 01:07:45,813 My daughter is rude... 609 01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:53,028 and the old hypochondriac is constantly groaning here! 610 01:07:53,279 --> 01:08:02,413 Do I, the war invalid after three heart attacks, groan? 611 01:08:02,621 --> 01:08:06,292 Do I bother anybody here with it? No, I don't! 612 01:08:15,843 --> 01:08:22,766 Sorry. I know you are sick. Me too. 613 01:08:47,249 --> 01:08:53,255 I never got married because I'm a variety artist. 614 01:08:56,300 --> 01:09:00,095 It's a nomadic life. 615 01:09:00,721 --> 01:09:05,225 It's an adventure... tricks, charms, magic. 616 01:09:08,604 --> 01:09:10,898 I'm on a special diet. 617 01:09:32,544 --> 01:09:39,885 It's a lonesome life. That's why I answered your ad. 618 01:09:40,052 --> 01:09:45,933 I should probably show you something. Naturally. 619 01:10:06,578 --> 01:10:11,750 - How long have you been at this? - From my youth. Sorry. 620 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:13,752 Basically since childhood. 621 01:10:15,504 --> 01:10:19,007 Sorry, let's finish that trick. 622 01:10:24,513 --> 01:10:27,433 - Pavel, blow. - My name is Pét'a. 623 01:10:30,477 --> 01:10:35,524 - That's old. - You'd be amazed. It still works. 624 01:11:01,592 --> 01:11:03,051 I'm sorry. 625 01:11:15,147 --> 01:11:18,567 - Check you out! - Hello. 626 01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:21,278 The youth are here doing something for their health. 627 01:11:21,403 --> 01:11:24,364 Show me your smoker's papers, kids. 628 01:11:24,490 --> 01:11:30,954 It's spring. The young people are dating instead of studying. 629 01:11:31,205 --> 01:11:34,875 Somebody may rely on his parents, but hormones are working. 630 01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:38,045 Everything in nature is pairing. 631 01:11:38,170 --> 01:11:43,050 It looks like somebody is a third wheel here. Right, Šebek? 632 01:11:45,219 --> 01:11:47,638 No matter how I count: one, two... 633 01:11:47,763 --> 01:11:50,390 - You know what? Fuck you. - Excuse me? 634 01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:53,185 Fuck you! 635 01:11:57,064 --> 01:12:01,944 A hippie in the family of an army officer. 636 01:12:02,069 --> 01:12:06,782 Now you're playing the hero, but what will your dad say? 637 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:21,588 Hello? Hi dad. Fine... 638 01:12:21,713 --> 01:12:24,675 He's got the best life. His parents are in America. 639 01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:04,381 - What about this? - Show me. 640 01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:08,719 That's grandpa. Your grandfather. 641 01:13:14,892 --> 01:13:20,272 - It's nice when dad isn't home! - Don't say such stuff. 642 01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:27,446 Can I join you in bed? 643 01:13:27,613 --> 01:13:30,115 - You'll be hot. - No, I won't. 644 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:34,119 Then come on in. 645 01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:56,391 - Sour. - What do you mean sour? 646 01:13:56,516 --> 01:14:01,521 They can't be sour. They're from professor Rhon from Bubeneč. 647 01:14:05,150 --> 01:14:07,235 They are pretty gross! 648 01:14:10,739 --> 01:14:13,241 Was he like this when you were still dating? 649 01:14:14,451 --> 01:14:16,495 Who? Your father? 650 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,710 No, he wasn't. 651 01:14:24,544 --> 01:14:27,130 Who are you going out with anyway? 652 01:14:30,717 --> 01:14:36,264 With the handsome guy? Or with the neighbor? 653 01:14:36,390 --> 01:14:38,392 Who would you go out with? 654 01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:47,025 - It's an easy question. - Well, I'm like you. 655 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:51,863 So you go out with Elien? 656 01:15:01,957 --> 01:15:04,376 He is a bit like your father. 657 01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:14,136 Then it's gonna be hell. I won't be able to take it. 658 01:15:27,274 --> 01:15:30,610 Do you think Elien and my father have anything in common? 659 01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:37,617 - How did you get that idea? - I don't know. What do you think? 660 01:15:40,412 --> 01:15:42,247 Actually they do. 661 01:15:43,999 --> 01:15:47,377 - Don't be so pathetic. - Don't ask me next time. 662 01:15:55,177 --> 01:15:57,971 - Look. He's hanging out here. - Michal. 663 01:15:58,096 --> 01:16:02,184 Ssssh. Quiet. Don't startle him! 664 01:16:05,437 --> 01:16:07,147 Don't be silly. 665 01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:18,617 - I got you, you bastard! - What's wrong? 666 01:16:18,742 --> 01:16:22,079 Wait, you bastard! I'll show you. I'm telling you to stand still! 667 01:16:22,204 --> 01:16:24,748 - I will. Once you calm down. - You want me to calm down? 668 01:16:24,915 --> 01:16:27,793 - Dad, don't embarrass me here. - Come on, Bóža! 669 01:16:27,918 --> 01:16:31,254 Okay, let's talk about it. Man to man. Okay? 670 01:16:31,379 --> 01:16:33,048 - Have you calmed down yet? - Completely. 671 01:16:33,173 --> 01:16:35,884 - Can we talk now? - Okay, but stay where you are. 672 01:16:36,009 --> 01:16:38,428 - I'm not moving, damn it. - Mom, he's moving, right? 673 01:16:38,553 --> 01:16:40,722 This isn't working. We had a deal, right? 674 01:16:40,847 --> 01:16:44,935 - You don't believe your own dad? - No, I don't. 675 01:16:45,060 --> 01:16:47,437 - Did you hear it? - Good evening. 676 01:16:49,648 --> 01:16:52,526 Hello. Jindřiška. 677 01:16:52,651 --> 01:16:57,030 What would your dad say if you talked to him like this? 678 01:16:57,739 --> 01:17:01,660 We sure achieved something. You bastard! 679 01:17:03,995 --> 01:17:05,914 Wait until you get home! 680 01:17:14,339 --> 01:17:17,759 - Apologize to your teacher! - He started it! 681 01:17:18,844 --> 01:17:20,137 You idiot! 682 01:17:31,523 --> 01:17:32,858 Thank you. 683 01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:47,914 I haven't been to the movies for fifteen years at least. 684 01:17:52,669 --> 01:17:54,337 Jindra! 685 01:17:56,464 --> 01:17:59,467 Come home. 686 01:18:01,136 --> 01:18:02,596 Come home! 687 01:19:57,377 --> 01:20:03,049 This chair is pretty low. I feel like I'm sitting in an armchair. 688 01:20:05,927 --> 01:20:11,850 But the food is delicious. It's much better than canteen food. 689 01:20:11,975 --> 01:20:17,188 I only eat in the canteen, and their cooking isn't like yours. 690 01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:21,276 You should know that Pét'a is a pretty naughty kid. 691 01:20:21,401 --> 01:20:29,784 I like kids and I do lectures. That was why I answered your ad. 692 01:20:29,951 --> 01:20:31,286 I see. 693 01:20:34,289 --> 01:20:37,083 - Do you want to see my gun? - No. 694 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,711 Guys always want to see a gun. 695 01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:41,838 - Can I ask you something? - No. 696 01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:46,051 - What would you like to know? - I wonder... 697 01:20:46,176 --> 01:20:49,179 It doesn't burn, Pét'a. 698 01:20:49,554 --> 01:20:53,475 I've heard that you killed a man. Is it true? 699 01:20:55,977 --> 01:21:05,612 It happened a long time ago. I took a part in an operation. 700 01:21:05,779 --> 01:21:08,573 - Against who? - Against a spy. 701 01:21:10,158 --> 01:21:13,328 There isn't much to tell. 702 01:21:14,204 --> 01:21:19,834 We got an order to eliminate a saboteur on a motorbike... 703 01:21:27,384 --> 01:21:31,513 - Let's not write any more ads. - Okay, we won't. 704 01:21:31,679 --> 01:21:35,433 We can manage by ourselves. I'll work. 705 01:21:37,727 --> 01:21:39,521 Come on... 706 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,750 This is... 707 01:22:09,342 --> 01:22:14,722 Jindřiška, do you know where I put my teeth last night? 708 01:22:14,848 --> 01:22:17,058 In a glass in the bathroom. 709 01:22:27,569 --> 01:22:34,159 As a girl a long time ago 710 01:22:36,244 --> 01:22:43,626 The boys and I climbed in trees 711 01:22:45,295 --> 01:22:49,841 And when they broke the branches 712 01:22:49,966 --> 01:22:55,346 They put cherries down my blouse 713 01:22:57,140 --> 01:23:01,936 When they got too curious what was under there 714 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:07,192 I shooed them away with a green branch 715 01:23:11,321 --> 01:23:18,620 I more or less protected myself 716 01:23:20,497 --> 01:23:27,962 Nobody could touch my cherries 717 01:23:29,589 --> 01:23:34,135 Don't ever trust the boys you like 718 01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:39,224 They'd all steal the cherries from your pie 719 01:23:43,311 --> 01:23:46,272 - Good afternoon. - Hello. 720 01:23:54,322 --> 01:23:58,243 Before we get to the children's grades 721 01:23:58,326 --> 01:24:03,248 I'm obliged to inform you about one very unpleasant thing. 722 01:24:04,582 --> 01:24:07,794 There is a bad habit spreading here. 723 01:24:07,961 --> 01:24:12,757 The children use cuss words too often. 724 01:24:12,882 --> 01:24:16,135 Especially one of them. 725 01:24:16,803 --> 01:24:18,429 That word is... 726 01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:23,351 FUCK 727 01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:31,651 - Where did they learn it? - Not from us. 728 01:24:31,776 --> 01:24:34,445 - Do they all say it? - All of them. 729 01:24:37,865 --> 01:24:40,159 Even Šebková. 730 01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:44,497 - That's terrible. - Come in. 731 01:24:45,623 --> 01:24:49,752 Hello. I'm sorry to interrupt you... 732 01:24:49,877 --> 01:24:55,091 I'm running around but I can't find my way. 733 01:24:55,258 --> 01:24:59,387 You know my wife used to take care of the PTA. 734 01:24:59,512 --> 01:25:06,019 Where is the high school glass... I mean high school classrooms. 735 01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:09,230 It's one floor up, Mr. Kraus. 736 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:12,233 I mean down. 737 01:25:14,819 --> 01:25:16,779 You're on the wrong floor. 738 01:25:17,405 --> 01:25:19,115 I'm sorry. 739 01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:33,004 - Looking for somebody, comrade? - What? 740 01:25:52,190 --> 01:25:54,150 - Mr. Kraus! - I'm sorry. 741 01:25:54,275 --> 01:25:58,571 - Are you okay? - It's fine. I just felt dizzy. 742 01:25:58,696 --> 01:26:03,576 - You don't look good. - You look terrible too. 743 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:07,872 I'm sorry. You're so pale. 744 01:26:08,039 --> 01:26:10,583 I always look like this at the end of the school year. 745 01:26:16,964 --> 01:26:19,008 Did you find the class? 746 01:26:21,928 --> 01:26:23,888 No, I didn't. 747 01:26:28,476 --> 01:26:34,023 I've never even thought I'd be so incompetent without a woman. 748 01:26:34,148 --> 01:26:37,318 But Jindřiška is almost a grown woman. 749 01:26:37,485 --> 01:26:45,910 - I've always wanted a son. - I'll lend you mine sometimes. 750 01:26:46,202 --> 01:26:48,663 Thank you. I'm home. 751 01:26:48,788 --> 01:26:51,874 - Can I ask you something? - Of course. 752 01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:57,088 - What is the medal for? - For bravery. 753 01:26:59,549 --> 01:27:02,385 - Thank you. Good night. - Good night. 754 01:27:22,113 --> 01:27:24,574 Hello? Dad? 755 01:27:26,701 --> 01:27:32,707 Fine. You want me to come to see you in Washington? When? 756 01:27:38,671 --> 01:27:42,967 Life is only luck 757 01:27:43,134 --> 01:27:47,597 Today you're up, tomorrow down 758 01:27:47,722 --> 01:27:56,230 And then life flows on to the sea of death to drown 759 01:27:56,981 --> 01:28:01,444 All drift along to the sea 760 01:28:01,569 --> 01:28:05,948 Some today and some tomorrow 761 01:28:06,115 --> 01:28:14,248 And if you find love don't waste it on sorrow 762 01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:20,963 What are you running for? You'll wear me out. 763 01:28:23,925 --> 01:28:26,636 I can't go there panting like this. Let's go see your aunt. 764 01:28:26,761 --> 01:28:29,055 - No way. - Go ahead. 765 01:28:33,059 --> 01:28:36,813 Aunt Eva is coming, but she's not coming to see us. 766 01:28:41,067 --> 01:28:43,861 Do you think she takes him seriously? 767 01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:47,240 I think it's a done deal. 768 01:28:48,449 --> 01:28:51,953 You seem as if it was today's headline. 769 01:28:52,954 --> 01:28:57,166 - You can't do anything about it. - Why would I change anything? 770 01:28:57,333 --> 01:29:01,963 She's gonna ruin her life with that choleric. 771 01:29:03,339 --> 01:29:09,679 I know she's a teacher but she is completely unteachable! 772 01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:15,893 Do you want me to put tomato sauce there for tomorrow? 773 01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:27,405 Go open the door, please. 774 01:29:32,451 --> 01:29:36,539 - Hello. - Hello, professor. Hi scout. 775 01:29:37,123 --> 01:29:40,376 - Come in. Take your thing off. - Aren't we here too early? 776 01:29:40,543 --> 01:29:44,213 - Not at all. - Pét'a couldn't wait. 777 01:29:44,338 --> 01:29:45,965 Look what I brought you. 778 01:29:48,259 --> 01:29:53,472 This is beautiful! 779 01:29:53,764 --> 01:29:56,058 - Hi Jindřiška! - Hello. 780 01:29:56,225 --> 01:29:57,393 What are you making? 781 01:29:59,645 --> 01:30:03,149 - Gnocchi? - I tried making dumplings. 782 01:30:03,274 --> 01:30:05,067 - They're overcooked. - Yeah. 783 01:30:05,192 --> 01:30:08,279 Let me help you. It happens. 784 01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:15,870 This has Burian's pictures in it. You can meet Zdeněk Burian. 785 01:30:16,037 --> 01:30:17,914 He's my friend. 786 01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:23,085 - Pét'a's so wrapped up with him. - Me too. 787 01:30:24,045 --> 01:30:28,090 - I've always wanted a daughter. - Dad has always wanted a son. 788 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:29,842 - Can I taste it? - Sure. 789 01:30:29,967 --> 01:30:31,427 It looks good. 790 01:30:33,220 --> 01:30:37,934 It's delicious! Did you make it by yourself? 791 01:30:38,059 --> 01:30:39,936 It's my mom's recipe. 792 01:30:41,395 --> 01:30:43,856 Why is she there for so long? 793 01:30:47,777 --> 01:30:49,737 Eva isn't eighteen. 794 01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:57,870 She may know what she's doing. I'm happy she'll live here. 795 01:30:58,037 --> 01:30:59,830 He alone is enough for me! 796 01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:04,460 - This is not right, is it? - It's good. 797 01:31:06,837 --> 01:31:11,133 - You meant the sauce? - It's delicious! 798 01:31:13,302 --> 01:31:20,851 I eat everything. Jail taught me a lesson. 799 01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:28,234 You have no idea... but this is delicious! 800 01:31:28,359 --> 01:31:33,155 It's great, isn't it Pét'a? Say something. 801 01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:37,743 The dumplings remind me of the eggs of Chelonia Mydas. 802 01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:41,831 - Whose eggs? - Sea turtle's. 803 01:31:52,883 --> 01:31:55,553 - Dad? - Yeah. 804 01:31:55,678 --> 01:31:57,555 Can I go to the movies? 805 01:31:59,432 --> 01:32:02,685 You are staying at home so you don't get into any trouble. 806 01:32:02,852 --> 01:32:04,729 I have summer vacation. 807 01:32:05,771 --> 01:32:08,149 You have nothing to do? 808 01:32:09,233 --> 01:32:11,610 I have a date with Jindra. 809 01:32:13,070 --> 01:32:16,407 Then go ahead, go out with your cousin. 810 01:32:25,791 --> 01:32:33,591 This is professor Masaryk, our president and liberator. 811 01:32:33,758 --> 01:32:36,552 Soon you'll be studying about him again. 812 01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:44,977 I'm an optimist. The West is supporting us. 813 01:32:45,144 --> 01:32:50,024 At least this is what my brother says. He's in London. 814 01:32:50,107 --> 01:32:57,031 We give the Bolsheviks one year. Two at the most. 815 01:32:57,698 --> 01:32:59,325 Excuse me! 816 01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:06,040 - Hello! - Hello! 817 01:33:06,165 --> 01:33:10,878 - Is Jindra home? - No. She's with her boyfriend. 818 01:33:11,378 --> 01:33:14,298 I see. Thank you. 819 01:33:14,465 --> 01:33:15,925 Bye. 820 01:33:25,684 --> 01:33:27,812 You're looking forward to it, aren't you? 821 01:33:34,652 --> 01:33:39,031 - It's just for a year. - What do you mean? 822 01:33:40,866 --> 01:33:42,451 Come on. 823 01:34:20,948 --> 01:34:22,324 Jindra! 824 01:34:28,622 --> 01:34:30,499 - Hi. - Hi. 825 01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:32,960 - Is Jindra with you? - No. 826 01:34:33,878 --> 01:34:37,882 - Then say hello to her. - She's not here. 827 01:35:32,311 --> 01:35:35,981 - Promise me you'll come back. - I won't be gone forever. 828 01:35:36,106 --> 01:35:37,650 It was beautiful. 829 01:35:43,197 --> 01:35:45,574 - Hi! - Hi. 830 01:35:45,699 --> 01:35:47,493 I was looking for you. 831 01:35:47,660 --> 01:35:50,913 Elien's going to see his parents so I wanted to say good bye. 832 01:35:51,080 --> 01:35:55,209 - Really? - Bye. Good night. 833 01:35:55,376 --> 01:35:56,627 G'night. 834 01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:01,465 - How long are you going for? - I don't know yet. 835 01:36:06,470 --> 01:36:07,638 Bye. 836 01:36:37,334 --> 01:36:42,923 Come on. Elien will be back in a year, right? 837 01:36:43,590 --> 01:36:49,847 Meanwhile you and I could go out. Just the two of us. 838 01:36:50,389 --> 01:36:53,892 - We could. - You think so too? 839 01:36:54,059 --> 01:36:58,105 - We are almost family. - That's right. 840 01:36:58,856 --> 01:37:03,485 I can go with you anywhere, Michal 841 01:37:03,652 --> 01:37:07,323 since we are practically brother and sister. 842 01:37:07,489 --> 01:37:13,579 Because it's obvious that there are things among siblings which 843 01:37:13,787 --> 01:37:15,998 are totally out of the question. 844 01:37:52,493 --> 01:38:00,084 - Are you gonna have more kids? - Come on, Vašek. 845 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:05,214 Kids, come get some finger food! 846 01:38:06,340 --> 01:38:08,384 - Be careful, Pét'a. - Sure. 847 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:09,927 Offer some to everybody. 848 01:38:15,432 --> 01:38:17,518 - Maruš? - Yeah... 849 01:38:18,394 --> 01:38:20,521 London came through. 850 01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:30,739 Eva, that's great. I have goose bumps! 851 01:38:31,740 --> 01:38:35,661 - That's what I call a honeymoon. - Isn't that great? 852 01:38:36,370 --> 01:38:41,667 Gentlemen, I read an article in "Foreigner Curiosities" 853 01:38:41,792 --> 01:38:49,174 that an average woman thinks about sex every five minutes. 854 01:38:49,299 --> 01:38:52,803 An average human, I mean a man 855 01:38:52,970 --> 01:38:55,889 thinks about it every seven minutes. 856 01:38:57,599 --> 01:39:03,063 - What's the point of the story? - That I'm an average woman. 857 01:39:04,648 --> 01:39:07,109 In that case I'm a woman too. 858 01:39:07,234 --> 01:39:13,073 Gentlemen, I had a patient who was not yet as old as Jindřich 859 01:39:13,198 --> 01:39:15,325 and he didn't have a heart condition. 860 01:39:15,451 --> 01:39:20,747 Even the age difference wasn't as big as yours. 861 01:39:20,873 --> 01:39:24,918 Guess what? That man expired during their wedding night. 862 01:39:25,043 --> 01:39:30,007 Professor, stop painting the devil on the wall. 863 01:39:30,382 --> 01:39:32,259 That's reality. 864 01:39:34,803 --> 01:39:40,434 I'd like to show you the results of my yearly work. 865 01:39:40,559 --> 01:39:45,105 Actually it was more my brother's idea. 866 01:39:45,272 --> 01:39:49,401 As you know he lives in London, and we still write each other. 867 01:39:49,651 --> 01:39:55,491 My brother, captain Otakar Kraus, flew for Royal British Airforce. 868 01:39:55,657 --> 01:40:00,370 During the war he shot down five enemy fighter planes. 869 01:40:00,496 --> 01:40:06,084 While the biggest tyrants and mass murderers 870 01:40:06,210 --> 01:40:11,089 have giant monuments here, 871 01:40:11,924 --> 01:40:15,844 Czech pilots don't have even a tiny memorial in Prague, 872 01:40:16,011 --> 01:40:21,767 but it seems that after a long period of rule by crude vermin, 873 01:40:21,892 --> 01:40:26,188 even those in the highest places are coming to their senses. 874 01:40:26,355 --> 01:40:29,858 Hopefully an advantageous time for our plan is arriving. 875 01:40:30,859 --> 01:40:38,242 My brother and I decided to use the lonesome pedestal on Letná, 876 01:40:38,367 --> 01:40:41,411 which is standing there for absolutely no reason. 877 01:40:41,578 --> 01:40:46,041 To make a long story short, following my brothers directions 878 01:40:46,208 --> 01:40:50,754 I built something like a small model. 879 01:40:59,263 --> 01:41:00,639 Back then. 880 01:41:04,017 --> 01:41:05,394 And now. 881 01:41:06,770 --> 01:41:11,650 Don't pay any attention to this. As you know I wanted a son but... 882 01:41:13,569 --> 01:41:17,155 This is supposed to be my brother. 883 01:41:17,322 --> 01:41:22,995 This is pilot Fajtl. We haven't made up our minds yet... 884 01:41:26,123 --> 01:41:31,003 Well, compare the difference. 885 01:42:02,951 --> 01:42:04,995 Just to take off, huh? 886 01:42:05,662 --> 01:42:10,375 It must have been a hell of a lot of work, 887 01:42:11,209 --> 01:42:13,920 and it's such a silly thing, right? 888 01:42:23,096 --> 01:42:28,143 Don't just sit here like a lump. Go have fun with the others. 889 01:42:30,604 --> 01:42:33,273 You can't be tucked in here like this. 890 01:42:42,199 --> 01:42:44,743 Fresh coffee is coming. 891 01:42:46,078 --> 01:42:49,998 - Did you give them the spoons? - Not yet. 892 01:42:50,582 --> 01:42:54,419 - What spoons? - Our wedding present. 893 01:42:54,753 --> 01:42:57,923 - Come on, bro! - It's not the right time now. 894 01:42:58,090 --> 01:43:00,384 Why not? This is the right time. 895 01:43:00,509 --> 01:43:03,136 Why wouldn't this be the right time for our present? 896 01:43:03,220 --> 01:43:06,848 - Which one is it? - That one over there but... 897 01:43:09,017 --> 01:43:10,811 Let them open it themselves. 898 01:43:16,066 --> 01:43:18,110 Well, Eva, open it! 899 01:43:32,541 --> 01:43:36,920 - What is it? - Teaspoons. 900 01:43:37,629 --> 01:43:43,468 A lot of teaspoons are always useful. 901 01:43:43,885 --> 01:43:50,308 Watch out! They are not just any old teaspoons. 902 01:43:50,726 --> 01:44:00,725 They are plastic teaspoons. Light, flexible and pliable. 903 01:44:01,611 --> 01:44:03,739 Here you go, professor. 904 01:44:03,905 --> 01:44:10,328 You see, these teaspoons were developed in socialist Germany. 905 01:44:43,987 --> 01:44:51,203 I told you to save them. They weren't made for hot coffee. 906 01:45:02,589 --> 01:45:09,971 I wonder where our German comrades made their mistake. 907 01:45:10,639 --> 01:45:13,266 There were shooting in the air during the war. 908 01:45:16,812 --> 01:45:21,525 You two were made for each other, right? 909 01:45:22,859 --> 01:45:27,322 Anything not from the USA isn't good enough for you. 910 01:45:28,698 --> 01:45:36,581 If I put two identical matchboxes in front of you... 911 01:45:36,706 --> 01:45:42,003 and I said one was American, which one would be better, huh? 912 01:45:42,128 --> 01:45:44,673 The American one, of course. 913 01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:48,426 - Of course, the American one. - Of course, the American one. 914 01:45:49,344 --> 01:45:55,016 You're like my son. He brags about America, about jeans... 915 01:45:55,183 --> 01:46:00,564 Why doesn't he get his hair cut like an American astronaut? 916 01:46:00,689 --> 01:46:02,649 Where's that bastard anyway? 917 01:46:24,337 --> 01:46:30,510 Nirvana, Olympia And Heaven don't exist 918 01:46:31,303 --> 01:46:37,642 If someone rags on the world I just get pissed 919 01:46:38,643 --> 01:46:44,733 I don't care about The infinite universe 920 01:46:44,900 --> 01:46:51,239 I'm fine with A few great years on Earth 921 01:46:51,364 --> 01:47:01,363 Heaven on earth exists you see I speak the truth, believe me 922 01:47:04,377 --> 01:47:10,050 For life I'd give mine if I must but I don't wanna bite the dust 923 01:47:10,175 --> 01:47:15,513 I'm not alone, believe me 924 01:47:15,639 --> 01:47:21,478 There are beautiful things for those who want to live 925 01:47:21,770 --> 01:47:27,275 Heaven's beauty depends on you 926 01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:33,156 When the time comes You'll know what to do 927 01:47:33,281 --> 01:47:36,284 When heaven on earth Starts for you and me... 928 01:47:36,409 --> 01:47:39,496 - Are you looking for something? - Where are the tablecloths? 929 01:47:58,682 --> 01:48:04,938 Go get Michal to put you in bed at home, okay? 930 01:48:21,955 --> 01:48:26,334 - Mom! My brother's dead! - What are you talking about? 931 01:48:26,459 --> 01:48:33,341 - He has his head in the oven. - In our electrical oven? 932 01:48:38,221 --> 01:48:39,931 Michal! 933 01:48:46,730 --> 01:48:49,399 Calm down. Let me see. 934 01:48:50,984 --> 01:48:56,114 It won't be bad, but I'll take him to the hospital to make sure. 935 01:48:59,159 --> 01:49:01,369 Jindřiška! 936 01:49:10,253 --> 01:49:13,131 - Dad! - Bohouš! 937 01:49:16,801 --> 01:49:19,471 What did the doctor say? 938 01:49:21,514 --> 01:49:24,350 It's just as well. 939 01:49:27,312 --> 01:49:31,441 I'm fine. I just collapsed. It's not a big deal... 940 01:49:33,276 --> 01:49:35,278 Let's go home. 941 01:49:40,158 --> 01:49:43,578 How is he? 942 01:49:46,289 --> 01:49:48,833 - Well? - He has heatstroke. 943 01:49:50,460 --> 01:49:57,258 It's so stupid to try poisoning yourself in an electrical oven. 944 01:49:57,383 --> 01:49:58,843 Sorry. 945 01:49:59,260 --> 01:50:04,974 To tell the true, he started to smell good. 946 01:50:12,816 --> 01:50:14,234 Eva... 947 01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:16,903 Vašek... 948 01:50:17,654 --> 01:50:19,364 Bro... 949 01:50:23,993 --> 01:50:25,787 Attention... 950 01:50:43,763 --> 01:50:47,600 Marshall Malinovsky. 951 01:51:16,838 --> 01:51:18,548 I read you. 952 01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:22,260 What? 953 01:51:22,927 --> 01:51:24,804 Let me give you my grandmother. 954 01:51:27,432 --> 01:51:30,351 What's wrong? 955 01:51:35,523 --> 01:51:39,360 - I can hear it. - Who is it? 956 01:51:39,485 --> 01:51:42,822 - It just woke me up. - Is anything wrong with Michal? 957 01:51:49,245 --> 01:51:54,375 Dad! The Russians are here! 958 01:51:54,500 --> 01:51:56,294 - What? - What? 959 01:51:57,545 --> 01:52:02,425 Tell them we'll be right there. Tell them to wait for us. 960 01:52:03,843 --> 01:52:07,096 - What? - Boris? That dumb ass. 961 01:52:07,263 --> 01:52:11,559 Turn on the radio! 962 01:53:41,024 --> 01:53:50,283 You studied Russian. How do you say bastards in Russian? 963 01:53:50,575 --> 01:53:52,285 Duraki. 964 01:53:53,411 --> 01:54:03,212 Yesterday, on August 20th, 1968 965 01:54:03,338 --> 01:54:11,304 the armies of the Soviet Union, Poland. Germany, Hungary 966 01:54:11,429 --> 01:54:17,769 and Bulgaria crossed the Czechoslovak borders. 967 01:54:22,690 --> 01:54:25,443 When I came back everything was different. 968 01:54:41,793 --> 01:54:43,169 Brother! 969 01:54:46,422 --> 01:54:48,007 Are you nuts? 970 01:54:58,768 --> 01:55:00,603 What? 971 01:55:02,772 --> 01:55:07,819 Dad's whole world fell apart. He took it as total betrayal. 972 01:55:07,985 --> 01:55:09,487 But some got promoted. 973 01:55:09,612 --> 01:55:12,949 Comrade principal! I'm looking for classroom 4B. 974 01:55:19,372 --> 01:55:21,499 It wasn't just Elien who didn't return. 975 01:55:21,666 --> 01:55:24,293 Mom has never seen Aunt Eva again. 976 01:55:24,710 --> 01:55:27,797 The honeymoon was extended for twenty years. 977 01:58:11,419 --> 01:58:15,756 This film is dedicated to everyone 978 01:58:15,881 --> 01:58:21,971 whose friends, lovers, parents and children 979 01:58:22,138 --> 01:58:29,103 disappeared overnight as you remainded here alone.